Things I no longer do:
- Blowdry my hair
- Wear makeup
- Shave my legs when I know I'll be in a bathing suit
- Eat fast food
- Stalk people on Facebook. Yes, I mean you.
- Key Deer that hide in between banana tress waiting to scare me
- Having intense tan lines from my sunglasses
- Trying to catch a shark
- The new random bruises all over my legs
- My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles costume for Fantasy Fest
- Getting fat because I don't do hot yoga anymore
- Eat Special K Vanilla Almond like it's my job
- Obsess about Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows coming out next month
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